SPARTAN TUBAS

Years: 1995 - 1997

Favorite Quote: Diarrhea of the mouth, constipation of the brain.

Favorite Memory: Pvt Pyle smuggling in booze for a road trip in his duffle bag. He was bragging how safely he packed ALL OF OUR BOOZE with his clothes wrapped around them for cushioning. He decided to drop the bag from a height of about 2 feet to prove his packing ability. We immediately heard a crash and liquid started oozing out of his bag to form a HUGE pool of alcohol. Best part was Pyle reeked of alcohol the entire trip!!!!

Major: Political Theory and Constitutional Democracy

Minor: Economics and French

Hometown: Utica, MI

Current Location: Clinton Twp, MI